THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE THING TO EVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR
If I were a cat, I’d be Salem Saberhagen
There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:
- Mom: You find a job yet?
- Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
- Mom: ....what
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
this is my favorite fucking video on the internet
the stoner asleep in the corner while all this is happening is my favorite part of this whole fucking thing
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD